👅💦👨🏻FELIZ NAVIDADDY 👨🏻👅💦🧑🎄⁉️ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR JINGLE BALLS ROCKED ⁉️ 🎄today we celebrate jesus first CUMMING 😩 and encourage his second 💦 🧑🎄prepare to be FILLED 😩 with holiday cheer😉 you’ve heard of ELF ON THE SHELF 🧝🏼♂️ but get ready to REARRANGE HER 🤶🏽😵💫 UNDER THE MANGER 🐪🍃👅 santa’s got a BIG 😮 SWEET 🍭STICKY 💧🍯 CANDY CANE 🍬to put under your tree not only is santa claus coming to town 🏘️ but he’s also PENETRATING 👉🏼👌🏼the CHIMNEY 🕳️ 💨 and CUMMING ON ME ☃️ so don’t come a KNOCKIN 🤰🏻if the sleighs a ROCKIN 🛷😩 if you’ve got the cookie 🍪👅 santa’s got the MILK 🍼💦 and santa is HUNG 🍆‼️like the ornaments ‼️on your tree 🎄❓SO ASK YOURSELF ❓will you be TOPPING 😜👆🏼your tree this year or BOTTOMING? 😋 👇🏼 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTIEST ELVES 🧝🏼♀️🧝🏼♂️👅 to receive a WHITE 🍼💦 christmas 😩🧑🎄 if you don’t get 1️⃣0️⃣ back get ready for santa’s 👅🪨ROCK HARD🪨👅 coal 😵💫
[ On Christmas morning, a drone visits your character's dorm room and drops a package by their door. Once they touch the package, a chip will interact with their implant and a message will be projected into their vision:
Dear Makima,
LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things from you in the coming year. Make sure you don't disappoint.
[ Left on Makima's doorstep is a simple gift: a wrapped bottle of something very strong, with a simple note attached to it: Merry Christmas, Makima-san. That's it. ]
[ A wrapped package can be found at Makima's door after the Christmas Party. Unwrapping it reveals a fragrance called "The Underworld's Depths." The bottle is shaped like a bone you'd throw at a dog and the liquid is a sickly green. Yet, its scent is really good. It's like the kind of scent you'd expect from the inside of a cave that hasn't been explored in a thousand years...
... B-But in a good way!
There is a message with the gift, written on a Christmas postcard: ]
Dear Makima,
I am afraid I do not know what you would like for Christmas, besides revoking workers' rights. I trust this perfume will be something you enjoy.
Merry Christmas! -- Ereshkigal, Goddess of Death and Queen of Kûr
[ The gift Lucy leaves for Makima isn't a box or an envelope or a bag, but is instead an email. Inside it is a voucher for three months of free baths for her dogs over at Lovely Buddy, the pet salon where Lucy works. ]
@hunter, (nsfw) text
( hi. that was it. bye! )
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DELIVERY
Dear Makima,
LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things from you in the coming year. Make sure you don't disappoint.
Yours Sincerely,
LILITH
Inside that package, they will find a personalized Christmas sweater. ]
gift!
Merry Christmas and good luck in the New Year! - Yuji Itadori. ]
un: pochita (text)
you alive?
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@moneybags i'm so sorry
This may seem quite random but Miss Makima!
I always wanted to say your eyes are quite captivating. I could find myself lost in them any day
no don't apologize
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❄️ delivery!
25th December
... B-But in a good way!
There is a message with the gift, written on a Christmas postcard: ]
Dear Makima,
I am afraid I do not know what you would like for Christmas, besides revoking workers' rights. I trust this perfume will be something you enjoy.
Merry Christmas!
-- Ereshkigal, Goddess of Death and Queen of Kûr
Delivery! 12/25/78