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[ On Christmas morning, a drone visits your character's dorm room and drops a package by their door. Once they touch the package, a chip will interact with their implant and a message will be projected into their vision:
Dear Makima,
LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things from you in the coming year. Make sure you don't disappoint.
[There's a lot she can derive from that statement. She's also of the opinion that eating one's coworker would probably be frowned on here, but who knows?]
We'll see.
If you're done with the previous topic, I have a question. It's not about anyone here and doesn't affect our situation. It's just something I'd like confirmed.
[ it would've been a different answer if he was brought here only a few minutes later— but all he can remember is rushing home to check on the apartment with nayuta. in theory, the pets are fine in his timeline.
and yet— he couldn't shake off that gut-wrenching feeling that something was not right. ]
[ Left on Makima's doorstep is a simple gift: a wrapped bottle of something very strong, with a simple note attached to it: Merry Christmas, Makima-san. That's it. ]
[ A wrapped package can be found at Makima's door after the Christmas Party. Unwrapping it reveals a fragrance called "The Underworld's Depths." The bottle is shaped like a bone you'd throw at a dog and the liquid is a sickly green. Yet, its scent is really good. It's like the kind of scent you'd expect from the inside of a cave that hasn't been explored in a thousand years...
... B-But in a good way!
There is a message with the gift, written on a Christmas postcard: ]
Dear Makima,
I am afraid I do not know what you would like for Christmas, besides revoking workers' rights. I trust this perfume will be something you enjoy.
Merry Christmas! -- Ereshkigal, Goddess of Death and Queen of Kûr
[ The gift Lucy leaves for Makima isn't a box or an envelope or a bag, but is instead an email. Inside it is a voucher for three months of free baths for her dogs over at Lovely Buddy, the pet salon where Lucy works. ]
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( hi. that was it. bye! )
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or whatever time it is]DELIVERY
Dear Makima,
LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things from you in the coming year. Make sure you don't disappoint.
Yours Sincerely,
LILITH
Inside that package, they will find a personalized Christmas sweater. ]
gift!
Merry Christmas and good luck in the New Year! - Yuji Itadori. ]
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you alive?
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just checking in.
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those orcas were kinda weak, though.
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yes, easy prey.
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wouldn’t want aki to lose his head again.
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leave him alone, okay?
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I think it's a little unreasonable to expect me to not interact with a coworker.
What if something happens and we have to work together?
[They're on separate teams at the moment, but that doesn't mean it'll stay that way. Team rosters can change, things can be consolidated.]
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find someone else to toy with.
[ it's not that complicated, is it? ]
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It is when the person in question hasn't asked me to leave him alone. And approached me the last time.
[Admittedly she'd put herself somewhere where she'd be easy to spot and converse with if someone chose to, but that's still mostly true.]
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i know.
what a terrible time for him to act stupid.
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here's to hoping the next kaiju will eat you before i do.
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We'll see.
If you're done with the previous topic, I have a question. It's not about anyone here and doesn't affect our situation. It's just something I'd like confirmed.
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... okay.
what is it?
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and yet— he couldn't shake off that gut-wrenching feeling that something was not right. ]
i've done my best.
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he ends the conversation here. ]
@moneybags i'm so sorry
This may seem quite random but Miss Makima!
I always wanted to say your eyes are quite captivating. I could find myself lost in them any day
no don't apologize
I didn't realize you were so taken with them.
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The way they pull you in....really nothing like it.
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But I might have to start wearing sunglasses on missions now. Don't want you to be distracted.
[She's kidding.]
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You shouldn't hide such beauties away
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[She's so terribly amused by this.]
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Good golly you're the best
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So!
What does a lady like you like to do for fun
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❄️ delivery!
25th December
... B-But in a good way!
There is a message with the gift, written on a Christmas postcard: ]
Dear Makima,
I am afraid I do not know what you would like for Christmas, besides revoking workers' rights. I trust this perfume will be something you enjoy.
Merry Christmas!
-- Ereshkigal, Goddess of Death and Queen of Kûr
Delivery! 12/25/78